Why do 3 year old boys have such a fascination with all things butt and poop???
( While he is on the potty at my brother's house, during a party)
Alex: (grunting and groaning) I hate poops. I don't want a hiney anymore, I think I'll only drink. That would be ok if I only drink because my peanut is for the drinks and not the eats. I don't want to eat anymore.
Me: Ok, just finish up here so we can get cleaned up and back to the party.
Alex: Why? Because my poops stink?
Me: That too, but there are other people who need to use the bathroom.
Alex: Wait, wait, wait, neverminds there aren't anymore. Can I have some cake?
( Lying in bed watching TV) ( Kitty is watching TV too)
Alex: Why do cats have different butts?
Me: Because they are cats, and not people.
Alex: It's a skeleton butt.
No comments:
Post a Comment